greetings good sir's and madam's i challange thy to insult contest Rules: 1. they must be very obscure make them unique and of course hilarous 2. this is ment for fun do not use these insults to purposely attack someone be fair ol'chap`. 3. Each insult must be quoted in the next post and be responded with another hilarious insult. 4. No Racsism or any form of borderline humor ((example pedophilia)) 5. Optional: write in a hilarious accent. and Thus i will begin by throwing the first insult. I say Good sir! your hat is so Enormously unfashioned it makes my non existant moustache look like a fashionable Bathing resort!
during the shakespearean era one of the worst insults you could ever call someone was "you prince of wales!". brutal ik
excuse me young lad from some European country called Switzerland, how dare you insult my lovable son from the uk that calls himself diggin you swasbucket@!
Switzerland? i have you know i am Sir Generic Van Common the Third from england and i do take high offense to your words good sir. You taste like bad cheese melted into a rotten sausage with a cup of cheap tea!!
by gods if you dare think im some common youd be sharply mistaken you inbred toad beast! now away with you, i am sick when i do look at thee!
Toad Ha! even as a pile of Fly dropping you would not be worthy to lick sir Generic Van Common The third's arse! you Irish Blasphemer
Why I never have heard such gibberish comming from the mouth of a common dandy such as yourself now we can see why this monstrosity of a hat fits you so well
how can thee beest this no more brain than stone to not knoweth english? wend back to switzerland thee cheese smelleth sausage gust clotpole!
i say... this language is so babaric this unpleasentry must be exterminated with a thousand pounds of coffee