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Obscure Non-Gentleman Insults

Discussion in 'Flame Bucket (Recommended 18+)' started by Just Navlis, Nov 19, 2018.

  1. Just Navlis

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    greetings good sir's and madam's i challange thy to insult contest

    Rules:

    1. they must be very obscure make them unique and of course hilarous
    2. this is ment for fun do not use these insults to purposely attack someone be fair ol'chap`.
    3. Each insult must be quoted in the next post and be responded with another hilarious insult.
    4. No Racsism or any form of borderline humor ((example pedophilia))
    5. Optional: write in a hilarious accent.

    and Thus i will begin by throwing the first insult.

    I say Good sir! your hat is so Enormously unfashioned it makes my non existant moustache look like a fashionable Bathing resort!
     
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  2. Diggin

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    My word, what such talk from a blithering baffoon like yoursel!
     
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  3. Just Navlis

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    Good Heavens a man of your low caliber calling me a bafoon? i say begone Commoner!
     
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  4. Paragon7667

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    during the shakespearean era one of the worst insults you could ever call someone was "you prince of wales!". brutal ik
     
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  5. Reggie

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    excuse me young lad from some European country called Switzerland, how dare you insult my lovable son from the uk that calls himself diggin you [email protected]!
     
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  6. Just Navlis

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    Switzerland? i have you know i am Sir Generic Van Common the Third from england and i do take high offense to your words good sir.

    You taste like bad cheese melted into a rotten sausage with a cup of cheap tea!!
     
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  7. Diggin

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    by gods if you dare think im some common youd be sharply mistaken you inbred toad beast! now away with you, i am sick when i do look at thee!
     
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  8. Just Navlis

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    Toad Ha! even as a pile of Fly dropping you would not be worthy to lick sir Generic Van Common The third's arse! you Irish Blasphemer
     
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  9. Reggie

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    thee art no more brain than stone and wend back to england with thy the horror tea!
     
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  10. Just Navlis

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    Why I never have heard such gibberish comming from the mouth of a common dandy such as yourself now we can see why this monstrosity of a hat fits you so well
     
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  11. Reggie

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    how can thee beest this no more brain than stone to not knoweth english? wend back to switzerland thee cheese smelleth sausage gust clotpole!
     
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  12. Andrewmeda

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    Mate, Yer Dug smells eh some WD ferty, Whit ya pla'n a'?
     
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  13. Just Navlis

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    i say... this language is so babaric this unpleasentry must be exterminated with a thousand pounds of coffee
     
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