greetings good sir's and madam's i challange thy to insult contest Rules: 1. they must be very obscure make them unique and of course hilarous 2. this is ment for fun do not use these insults to purposely attack someone be fair ol'chap`. 3. Each insult must be quoted in the next post and be responded with another hilarious insult. 4. No Racsism or any form of borderline humor ((example pedophilia)) 5. Optional: write in a hilarious accent. and Thus i will begin by throwing the first insult. I say Good sir! your hat is so Enormously unfashioned it makes my non existant moustache look like a fashionable Bathing resort!