Would you rather- A. See the one you love die in an EXTREMELY horrific death. B. Kill the one you love with a quick, nearly painless death.
Ahhh man. I guess the second one. Would you rather join your parents after you catch them making love OR Make love with a dog with your parents watching.
Number 1. I don't make out with dogs, I'm a cat! Would you rather give up all your money to me? OR Would you rather give up all your stats on every game you own, lose all your progress, and have parents who will make you eat shit if you touch an electronic?
First one. I'm not giving up my progression in Dark Souls 2, my S ranks in Metal Gear Rising, or my place in Harpoon too keep my money.
FINE. Would you rather; A. Listen to my voice for 3 hours? B. Listen to Horplamus' voice for 3 minutes?