Would you get a computer for a brain?

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Which do you prefer, A brain or a computer

  1. I'm getting a computer in my skull, to be part of the perfect robotic army

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  2. JOIN THE RESISTANCE STAY HUMAN

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  1. Greed

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    Everyone should take time to think about applying for a computer instead of a brain. This may hurt but so does the threat of having emotions, or a blow to the brain that kills you. With a computer in your head you can be easily repaired, you will never get the infection to become a reanimated corpse. This is a good idea everyone should take advantage of.
     
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    I like my brain; It's a nice brain.
     
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    My computer is slow and stupid like me so it wouldn't be much difference with or without it
     
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    #3 TheSmile, Apr 1, 2015
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    What happens if it runs out of battery? :nailbiting:
     
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    Computer has no love :(
     
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    Thats it, you're dead, no charger, no batteries, no pornographic video downloads. You'd best keep that computer in airplane mode
     
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    Spooki
     
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    I'll keep my brain. My computer brain would have coolant boiling out the ears in a matter of seconds.
     
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    See thats the thing its not like your computer, Skynet provides 10/10 computers for each member
     
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    Then i would start downloading malicious software from shady websites and delete all my virus protection
     
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    Wait, is learning something basically downloading something?
     
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    You would not be able to, Once your brain is changed to a computer you make smart choices and have no more human needs other than to eat and drink
     
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    Yes, we have multiple training programs to download on you as you further in the program
     
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    That would suck
     
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    No, we have state of the art equipment. You will be fine for we have tested this on human subjects before offering it to the public.
     
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    I'd stay human...
     
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    You will not run out of batteries, each program on the computer has a timer that forces you to charge every 2 days.We also have the solar powered option.
     
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    Do not make bad choices, this post is taking names off who must be terminated for the greater good.
     
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    Your brain is nice until your forced to make a decision you cant. Or if you get a brain tumor. What if a child came running at you with a hand detonated IED? What would you do? A computer would do what is necessary.
     
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