your luck it wont let me copy post the cars 2 erotic fanfic so have this you wankstain Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Yeh but no one can beat the Bee Movie Copypasta That's like being a little kid with a stick trying to fight a seasoned samurai with years of experience
I mean, no one's gonna win for a while, considering the resurgence of forum users, but granted someone does win, what do we win?