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  1. SnekDad

    SnekDad Here for Moral Support
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    your luck it wont let me copy post the cars 2 erotic fanfic so have this you wankstain

    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
     
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  2. Demo Dude

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    Alright fine, I'll join

    There once was a ship that put to sea
    The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
    The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
    O blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
    She had not been two weeks from shore
    When down on her a right whale bore
    The captain called all hands and swore
    He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum (hey)
    One day, when the tonguin' is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    Take our leave and go
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguin' is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    Before the boat had hit the water
    The whale's tail came up and caught her
    All hands to the side harpooned and fought her
    When she dived down below (huh)
    She had not been two weeks from shore
    When down on her a right whale bore
    The captain called all hands and swore
    He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum (hey)
    One day, when the tonguin' is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    Take our leave and go
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguin' is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum (hey)
    One day, when the tonguin' is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    Take our leave and go
    Take our leave and go
     
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  3. Perp703

    Perp703 Face-Meltingly Active
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    Lmao get fukt by bee movie tho
     
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  4. Demo Dude

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    Yeh but no one can beat the Bee Movie Copypasta

    That's like being a little kid with a stick trying to fight a seasoned samurai with years of experience
     
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  5. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    perp why
     
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  6. Demo Dude

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    I mean, no one's gonna win for a while, considering the resurgence of forum users, but granted someone does win, what do we win?
     
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  7. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    nothing
     
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  8. Demo Dude

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    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
     
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  9. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    yes thats right
     
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  10. Perp703

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    Cuz fuku das why
     
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  11. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
     
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  12. Dozy

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    cheese is good and yummy :)
     
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  13. Perp703

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    What a nerd - imagine liking cheese
     
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  14. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    what are you? some rich european or a nyc hipster?
     
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  15. Perp703

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    Fuckin towel
     
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  16. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Perp703

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    Exactly
     
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  18. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    wtf why are the american towels so big
     
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  19. Perp703

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    Because we fat
     
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  20. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    Aight fair
     
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