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Discussion in 'Spam & Forum Games' started by Milk, Feb 15, 2015.

  1. Lecatzz

    Lecatzz Laundry Lecatzz
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    Why did the spy cross the road?

    Because he was never really on your side.
    ha
    ha
    ha?
     
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  2. Creepy Lil' Guy

    Creepy Lil' Guy Somewhat Active

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    "Ask me if I'm a tree"
    "Okay... So are you a tree?"
    "No"
     
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  3. Creepy Lil' Guy

    Creepy Lil' Guy Somewhat Active

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    How many patients with Alzheimer's Disease does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    To get to the other side!
     
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  4. Creepy Lil' Guy

    Creepy Lil' Guy Somewhat Active

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    Today I decided to finally go out, and burn some calories.
    So I set fire to a fat kid.
     
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  5. Creepy Lil' Guy

    Creepy Lil' Guy Somewhat Active

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    Why did the girl fall off the swing?
    She has no arms.
     
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  6. Creepy Lil' Guy

    Creepy Lil' Guy Somewhat Active

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    A daring man once proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!"
    And nothing happened.

    (I've exhausted my 5 posts in mere minutes. Hope you enjoyed them)
     
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  7. Lecatzz

    Lecatzz Laundry Lecatzz
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    *Slow clapping from back of crowd....
     
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  8. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    What did Cinderella do when she got to the Ball?

    She gagged...
     
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  9. Brunerth

    Brunerth Hippie
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    Uuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh....
    It's so bad. It's just so bad. Why am I laughing anyway...
     
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  10. Milk

    Milk Totally Active

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    How do you organize a space party?
    You plan it
     
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