I come up from behind with a steel chair.....And sit down beside you on the makeshift encampment. My...Hill??
I noclip over to the Refresh Hill button, hit it and stand on top of it for about a minute before someone demands my attention for something. Open Hill.
I cover the hill is a poison. It was a poison that I spent the last several years making myself immune to (or however that line goes, haven't see that movie in forever.) My hill and no one else's.
I go over there with my Dyson Vaccum that has 2X The suction and suck your poison right out of the air all ghostbuster like then i throw the tank at Cobalt and his hill then i guess i boot you off the hill and take it...
I put a rocket under the hill, knock smile off then I shoot it up into space (With food water and oxygen to last a lifetime of course) My hill. Also I broke all other rocket ships
I perform a cannonball from space onto your hill and cause an earthquake thats off the chart!!! Jk i actually try it but i burn up in the atmosphere and my ashes rain on your hill
I assume Jakob is not on the hill and the hill is in space. I guess I create a chemical that allows me to survive space and float onto the hill.
I kindly ask you with my special Jedi powers if I can own the hill. After you approve, I use the force to rip your head in half. My Hill.
With the power of the force, I claim this hill to be named "Lecatzz" and so that anyone who tries to enter must pay a fee of their life. The End.
I launch a photon torpedo into your deathstar's weakpoint, destroying it. I then take Lecatzz's place on the hill.
I steal @Cobalt's wonderful little Darth Vader costume, and shove the force, and the remains of the Death Star up @Kid-Nappa's ass
Then I equip my hill with state of the art stormtrooper protection, while pouring hot tea into my costume...