King of the hill

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  1. DRagon

    DRagon Phenomenal
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    I come up from behind with a steel chair.....And sit down beside you on the makeshift encampment. My...Hill??
     
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  2. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    I said mound.. as in pile of dirt, not hill
     
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  3. Cobalt

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    I brush all the dust into a pile and sit in it as my hill
     
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  4. Brunerth

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    I noclip over to the Refresh Hill button, hit it and stand on top of it for about a minute before someone demands my attention for something. Open Hill.
     
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  5. Sylvan Evergreen

    Sylvan Evergreen How can I help?
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    I cover the hill is a poison. It was a poison that I spent the last several years making myself immune to (or however that line goes, haven't see that movie in forever.) My hill and no one else's.
     
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  6. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    I go over there with my Dyson Vaccum that has 2X The suction and suck your poison right out of the air all ghostbuster like then i throw the tank at Cobalt and his hill then i guess i boot you off the hill and take it...
     
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  7. jacobhd404040

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    I put a rocket under the hill, knock smile off then I shoot it up into space (With food water and oxygen to last a lifetime of course) My hill. Also I broke all other rocket ships
     
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  8. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    I perform a cannonball from space onto your hill and cause an earthquake thats off the chart!!!

    Jk i actually try it but i burn up in the atmosphere and my ashes rain on your hill
     
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  9. jacobhd404040

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    but my hill is in space, so your ashes dont rain on me
     
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  10. Cobalt

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    But I shot my own rocket at your hill. Cost me a few billion, but who's counting?
     
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  11. jacobhd404040

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    I started falling to earth but I had an exosuit so I survived.
     
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  12. Unoski

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    I assume Jakob is not on the hill and the hill is in space. I guess I create a chemical that allows me to survive space and float onto the hill.
     
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  13. Lecatzz

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    I kindly ask you with my special Jedi powers if I can own the hill. After you approve, I use the force to rip your head in half. My Hill.
     
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  14. Lecatzz

    Lecatzz Laundry Lecatzz
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    With the power of the force, I claim this hill to be named "Lecatzz" and so that anyone who tries to enter must pay a fee of their life. The End.
     
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  15. Lecatzz

    Lecatzz Laundry Lecatzz
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    *with their life. Grammar at it's finest
     
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  16. Cobalt

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    I sail my nice little Death Star along and blast Lecatzz off the hill :)
     
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  17. Kid-Nappa

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    I launch a photon torpedo into your deathstar's weakpoint, destroying it. I then take Lecatzz's place on the hill.
     
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  18. Lecatzz

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    I steal @Cobalt's wonderful little Darth Vader costume, and shove the force, and the remains of the Death Star up @Kid-Nappa's ass
     
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  19. Lecatzz

    Lecatzz Laundry Lecatzz
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    Then I equip my hill with state of the art stormtrooper protection, while pouring hot tea into my costume...
     
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  20. Jin&Tonic

    Jin&Tonic Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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    I walk up and kill all the Storm Troopers with my Jedi Master powers. Let the hill be with me.
     
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