King of the hill

I hack Valve, Watch Dogs style.

Mine.

 

Your hack failed, Leaving you hope less against the police arriving at your position now due to my report. Have fun!
Mine.

 

I spam Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up and blow everyone's head off with the beauty of the song.

Mine.

 

Everyone lost interest in the hill and left... my hill?

 

Meanwhile it looked empty, I was actually living in said hill. I got the jump on you and kicked you down.

 

The hill has been left alone for so long that it eventually went from hill to flat and you cant kick me down since its flat... nobodys hill

 

Actually, I did some weird voodo magic all Avatar the last airbender style and caused that hill too rise, so you could be kicked down the hill. Bang Bang.

 

I killed everyone in the past and in the future, I have now become the true king of the hill

 

I killed your future self before you could kill my past self, thus reviving everyone else.

 

I backwashed his laser, thus vaporizing the Death Star with you on it

 

I locked this thread so no one else could respond, my hill.

 

I pooped on the hill, the hill got grossed out, and moved away from all of you.

 

I dug the hill up and stuck it on a plane to Liberia.

 

I made a smaller hill to sit on as I watch you guys argue over who gets that mound of dirt...still jacobs hill

 

*calls demoman to blow up both hills*

 

I move to another location to make another mound to sit on as i observe what is left of jacobs hill