King of the hill

I didn't waste my time with touching the grenades and simply walked into the 6 inch steel house on top of the hill. Still my hill.

 

Your 6 inch steel house gets demolished in 3 ..2..1..FUS ROH DAH!!!

My hill.

 

Gaben saw my Team Spirit Gibus and decided that I must have the hill. He removed you from the hill and and it is full of Hats now. My hill.

 

I took a V2 rocket from world war two and launched it right at you. You exploded to so many pieces that it was only dust left of you. Now I step on the hill and I am the king who will conquer you all.

 

I threw a tomahawk in your back right as you're trying to escape and jump off the hill only to get hit before jumping.There goes the flying rag-doll into a dramatic fall off the hill who smashes himself into pieces as it lands.Later on the Vultures eat whatever it's left.
My hill.

 

360 noscoped you offer the hill
My hill :3

 

I Got a job and became rich... I Bought the hill and everyone on it.

My hill

 

I nuke the hill.


Mine.

 

Repeat Post, My Hill

 

I invent teleportation in my garage, and monopolize the transportation industry world-wide, I become a multi-billionaire, and buy the hill at the modest price!

My Hill.

 

I never sold the hill to you.
My hill

 

I was driving my car when suddenly a wormhole popped up. My car and I were transported through time and space and onto the hill, crushing you in the process. My hill.

 

That has nothing to do with me not selling him the hill but whatever

You missed and fell down the hill in your car throwing you around like a maraca, Killing you.
The hill is in possession of me

 

Due to this tragedy happening on your property, your hill's property rights were taken away from you, and the hill was put on auction. I bid, then bought the hill for a sock and three paperclips.

My hill.

 

Last minute Bid from myself for a sock, three paperclips and a stick
I win the hill

 

Section 104.23 states that they auctions documents were invalid to proceed with the selling of said hill and as a agent for the IRS i took the hill for back taxes owed.

 

I use aimbot and shoot off all of you.

Mine.

 

Also don't know how that links in with the previous one but ohh well.
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