King of the hill

I sue the therapist for giving me opium instead of cocaine and drug you with it.
My hill.

 

Snoop Dogg suddenly appears in front of you and gives you some weed; you get high and fall off.
MY HILL

 

Meanwhile here in Scotland... I find many hills to claim, you can all keep fighting over the one hill, while I am king of Ben Nevis

 

Shaka Zulu inserts his sword all the way to the handle on your chest and then i backstab him to guarantee my kingdom over the hill.
MY HILL

 

you are then blow off the hill by a random exploding taco.
MY HILL!.

 

Stole Joe's ban hammer and banned you from the hill

 

the banhammer code was not functioning properly
so I fix it and ban YOU fram the hill

 

Because you RDMed I slayed you. My hill.

 

/slay Brunerth,
Thanks for the hill

 

Admin Abuse,
My hill

 

I report your admin abuse and you get fired.

My hill.

 

I wasn't abusing, svos was.
I tell joe with that reason and he checks the logs, and finds you were lying and fires you
My hill

 

Your poem is too boring. I pass out and fall on you because I was a giant for some reason. My hill.

 

You died eventually after breaking your bones and bleeding to death.

My hill.

 

The hill becomes a robot and punches you off the hill.

My Hill

 

The robot hill dropped its bomb into the hatch with you on it. Shortly after I gunned it down and it became a regular hill again. My hill.