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King of the hill

Discussion in 'Spam & Forum Games' started by Backseatsman, Nov 8, 2013.

  1. Backseatsman

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    So basically how this game works is that you have to take over the hill. You explain how you get the previous off the hill (be creative, don't just post "I walked up there and pushed them off".

    I'll start

    I walked up the hill. I'm now king of the hill
     
  2. GAMER4287

    GAMER4287 Truly Active

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    Airblasted you off the hill. I'm now king of the hill
     
  3. Test

    Test Hardcore

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    Took my shoe strings and tied you up.I traveled 20 km into the desert to land you gently on the railroad just as soon as a train comes by and paints a nice cornish red mist on the sandy windy desert railroad.My hill
     
  4. GAMER4287

    GAMER4287 Truly Active

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    I take a slipper from a shoe store and throw it at your face, get you dizzy and throw you over the Grand Canyon. MY HILL
     
  5. Eoj Charlie

    Eoj Charlie Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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    I shoot you, and my hill.
     
  6. Backseatsman

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    I bottle you, and my hill.
     
  7. Eoj Charlie

    Eoj Charlie Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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    I release thousands of locusts to feed upon you.

    My hill.
     
  8. GAMER4287

    GAMER4287 Truly Active

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    I gangnam style up to the hill with my minions.
    MY HILL
     
  9. Eoj Charlie

    Eoj Charlie Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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    Fuck you. My army of PSYs out Gangnam style you.​
     
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  10. Tissue

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    Gangnam style is almost unheard of.

    The hill is now mine.
     
  11. Backseatsman

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    While you are pondering what the fox says, I take the hill!
     
  12. GAMER4287

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    Pushed you out of the backseat
    MY HILL
     
  13. Backseatsman

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    Bitch I'm glued to the backseat. While you fail I take the hill
     
  14. Eoj Charlie

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    I push the car you're in off a cliff.

    My hill.
     
  15. Test

    Test Hardcore

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    I put a c4 on the car and boom.My Hill
     
  16. Brunerth

    Brunerth Hippie
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    I rocket jump and land on your head with my gunboats. Somehow you don't notice me so I just kinda sit there until you finally I get bored, pull out my katana, crit you and kill you. My hill.
     
  17. Eoj Charlie

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    I nuke the hill. MY HILL.

    Firstly, the car belongs to the one before me you derp!
     
  18. ryaneus

    ryaneus Sufficiently Active

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    Dude you gotta try harder. I call Kim Jong Un and he nukes the hill. MINE NOW. *cue maniacal laughter*
     
  19. KevinLongtime

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    Since you died from the radiation poisoning of your own nuke, my hill..in a hazmat suit
     
  20. Eoj Charlie

    Eoj Charlie Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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    I fill your hazmat suit with poisonous scorpions. My Hill.
     
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