Grant a Wish

Discussion in 'Spam & Forum Games' started by Jin&Tonic, Nov 13, 2013.

  1. Brunerth

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    Granted. But now people don't judge you at all and so no one has anything to say about you and you are eventually forgoten.

    I wish the TTT server could stay somewhat populated at night.
     
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  2. FlyingAnonymoose

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    Granted. The TTT server is always full at time but they are all RDM'ing and micspamming.


    I wish I could sell nearly my entire bp easily.
     
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  3. Jin&Tonic

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    Granted, you get one penny.

    I wish I had 4 cookies.
     
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  4. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted but they're made of Play-Doh.

    I wish I had a good wish that no one could counter.
     
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  5. Jin&Tonic

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    Granted, however your life soon becomes all about trying to outsmart others and only failing to accomplish anything. You die, alone, penniless and miserable.

    I wish I had 5 cookies.
     
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  6. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted, but they're still made of Play-Doh.

    I wish I had 7 cookies.
     
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  7. Skipper

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    Granted but they are browser cookies

    I wish this thread would end
     
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  8. Nimajin

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    Granted, but either backs or joe makes a new one.

    I wish i had better internet.
     
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  9. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted but you still have a crappy internet speed.

    I wish my computer worked faster while playing games.
     
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  10. FlyingAnonymoose

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    Granted. Your computer can run games faster than any computer known to man but you can't use the internet while playing.

    I wish homework didn't have deadlines.
     
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  11. NinjaNick

    NinjaNick The one and only

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    Granted but all of your homework takes 6 hours to finish a day.

    I wish school would end right now and I never have to go back again. Ever. Forever. never say never.
     
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  12. Hacked Cupcake

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    Granted, but since you have no education, you get no career and are forced to work for minimum wage.

    I wish that I became a better website coder
     
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  13. NinjaNick

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    Granted, but no one ever hires you and you lose the passion of coding and drop it all together.

    I wish that my cat wasn't so fat.
     
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  14. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted, instead it's under-fed and thus dies of starvation.

    I wish I had a pet octopus that wouldn't try to harm me in any way and is immortal and can breathe in air and likes people and will be loyal to me forever and doesn't have to be fed and never does anything bad and people won't steal him from me and I wouldn't have to clean his tank and he never gets sick and never gets bored of life and is magical and can talk and is very nice.
     
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  15. Nimajin

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    Granted, but i only read to where it said pet octopus. So it dies whenever you took it out of water.

    I wish that I unboxed a stattrak Ak-47
     
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  16. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted but I only read to where you said unboxed so you unboxed unique fists of steel :)
     
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  17. NinjaNick

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    No wish, you die!

    I wish someone would join me on the TTT server.
     
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  18. Brunerth

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    Granted. I join you but I bring 15 people with me and 14 of them are RDMing.

    I wish someone would give me a Stormy Storm TS Gibus because they are that cool.
     
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  19. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted, but the gibus becomes illegal and you get sued $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for owning one.

    I wish I had a rocket jumper and long fall boots in real life.
     
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    Granted, but you break your legs in a horrible escalator racing indecent the second before you get them

    I wish I was the president.
     
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