Grant a Wish

Granted. You get your 5 zimbabwean dollars. (1.00 ZWD = 0.00276319 USD)

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

Granted, but you can't spend it because you're in America.

I wish I was Nicholas Cage.

 

You do. But you're not cleared to fly.

I wish I could turn time around.

 

Granted, you replace Adam Sandler in the movie "Click".
I wish Backseat liked me.

 

Granted. Backseat now likes you. But you now have his babiez.

I wish there were flying cars.

 

Granted, however they only fly 2 feet off the ground.

I wish I had Tony Stark's Iron Man suit.

 

Granted, but it malfunctions and blows up.
I wish I could super jump like Saxton Hale!

 

Granted but you accidentally fly right into an anti-air gun and get blasted.

I wish there was an unusualafier for achievement hats.

 

Sounds good, but they're given to every single player and then all unusuals become completely worthless.

My wish:

 

Granted, but you killed everything else on the planet.

I wish the Pinion Advert system got hacked.

 

Granted. But it still recovered and pinion ads still work.

I wish for more games like tf2.

 

Granted, TF2 is the only game on the world.

I wish Gabe Newell was thin.

 

Granted, but then it ruins the entire point of Gabe Newell ;_;

I wish I was immortal.

 

Sure. Bet you're going to love the permanent sensation of burning when the Sun envelops the Earth in ~4 billion years and you stay alive for every second of it.

I wish the Habs had won tonight.

 

Granted. They win but lose all the other matches.

I wish that we all could communicate with each other in the same language.

 

Granted, everybody on the Harpoon Gaming forum can speak English.

I wish Gabe Newell never criticized Windows 8.

 

Granted. He didn't. But it still sucks. (MAC USERS FTW)

I wish all Steam games were on Mac.