Grant a Wish

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  1. Canadian Tuurtle

    Canadian Tuurtle Activity Level: Poutine Fuelled

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    Granted but your claim is all about how you want a magical pink pony for christmas
    I wish i was so smart i didnt have to go to school
     
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    #281 Canadian Tuurtle, Sep 27, 2016
  2. B4L

    B4L Touhou Fanatic
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    Granted, Everyone knows you as a idiot.



    I wish I wasn't grounded.
     
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    #282 B4L, Sep 27, 2016
  3. Canadian Tuurtle

    Canadian Tuurtle Activity Level: Poutine Fuelled

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    Wow Rude lol

    Granted but instead of you being grounded you are literally in the ground

    I wish I had a really expendive sports car
     
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    #283 Canadian Tuurtle, Sep 27, 2016
  4. Dont3venTryM8

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    Granted, But its broken :eek:
    I wish for a donkey that can shoot lasers!
     
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    #284 Dont3venTryM8, Sep 27, 2016
  5. Canadian Tuurtle

    Canadian Tuurtle Activity Level: Poutine Fuelled

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    Granted but the donkey only shoots lasers when you aren't looking so you cant see how cool it is

    I want my dog to be a super hero
     
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    #285 Canadian Tuurtle, Sep 27, 2016
  6. Jin&Tonic

    Jin&Tonic Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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    Granted but the dog is goes off and never comes back.

    I wish I had a piece of cake.
     
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    #286 Jin&Tonic, Nov 5, 2018
  7. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    Granted but the cake is a lie

    I wish for a hat
     
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    #287 Reggie, Nov 5, 2018
  8. Sugoni

    Sugoni 19 =/= 14
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    Granted but the hat is super lame

    I wish I had at least $2
     
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    #288 Sugoni, Nov 5, 2018
  9. Just Navlis

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    Granted but the two dollars are covered in blood and have been dropped from ill gotten gains

    i wished i had something
     
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    #289 Just Navlis, Nov 5, 2018
  10. jacobhd404040

    jacobhd404040 Forum-Clearing
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    Granted, but the something is dead animal.

    I wish I get good scholarships.
     
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    #290 jacobhd404040, Nov 5, 2018
  11. Cake_Enterprise

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    Grated but the scholarship only supports rude Italian hand gestures.

    I wish I had infinite donuts.
     
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    #291 Cake_Enterprise, Nov 6, 2018
  12. Popeyes

    Popeyes Spectacularly Active
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    Granted, but you end up getting a new type of diabetes.

    I wish I owned all of the hot doggers.
     
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    #292 Popeyes, Nov 6, 2018
  13. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    granted but there isn't enough backpack space

    I wish navlis said i like potatoes
     
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    #293 Reggie, Nov 6, 2018
  14. Just Navlis

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    Granted but you will become said potatos

    I wish i was a superhero
     
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    #294 Just Navlis, Nov 8, 2018
  15. Sylvan Evergreen

    Sylvan Evergreen How can I help?
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    Granted, but you become Rotting Flesh, whose super power is having leprosy

    I wish I had a box of chewy lemonheads that aren't poisoned or contaminated in any way.
     
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    #295 Sylvan Evergreen, Nov 29, 2018
  16. Just Navlis

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    Granted but you are said lemonhead

    i wish i had a Driver's Lisence
     
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    #296 Just Navlis, Nov 29, 2018
  17. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    Granted but you die in a car accident

    I wish the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue than the current one
     
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    #297 Reggie, Nov 30, 2018
  18. Just Navlis

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    Granted but as a consequences the night sky becomes a dark horrific red colour

    i wish i was a Professor.
     
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    #298 Just Navlis, Nov 30, 2018
  19. Sugoni

    Sugoni 19 =/= 14
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    Granted but you are professor oak and are stuck in an eternal loop of the start of the start of pokemon blue and it's become a living hell

    I wish I had a brick
     
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    #299 Sugoni, Nov 30, 2018
  20. Just Navlis

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    Granted but said brick is a gravestone aqquired by graverobbery

    i wish i was a butterfly
     
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    #300 Just Navlis, Nov 30, 2018
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