Granted but your claim is all about how you want a magical pink pony for christmas I wish i was so smart i didnt have to go to school
Wow Rude lol Granted but instead of you being grounded you are literally in the ground I wish I had a really expendive sports car
Granted but the donkey only shoots lasers when you aren't looking so you cant see how cool it is I want my dog to be a super hero
Granted but the two dollars are covered in blood and have been dropped from ill gotten gains i wished i had something
Granted, but you become Rotting Flesh, whose super power is having leprosy I wish I had a box of chewy lemonheads that aren't poisoned or contaminated in any way.
Granted but you die in a car accident I wish the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue than the current one
Granted but as a consequences the night sky becomes a dark horrific red colour i wish i was a Professor.
Granted but you are professor oak and are stuck in an eternal loop of the start of the start of pokemon blue and it's become a living hell I wish I had a brick