Grant a Wish

Granted. The only cereal you get is raisin brand

I wish I had more money.

 

I like raisin bran....

Granted, you now have lots and lots of monopoly money.

I wish I had super strength.

 

Damn it, I tried
Granted. It only works when the person you hate the most is in danger.
I wish I had the power to teleport.

 

Granted, but every time you teleport, you telefrag someone and kill them. See ya in jail.^

I wish I had the hottest girlfriend ever.

 

Granted, but shes an idiot and then dumps you after she realizes your dick doesn't satisfy her the way another women can (she goes lesbian).

I wish that I had a sister instead of a brother.

 

Granted, but your sister wants to make love to you.

I wish had telekinesis.

 

I am fine with this.

Granted, but you can only lift up objects that weight less than 5 pounds.

I wish that the sister that wanted to make love to me was hot :3

 

Granted, but she was originally your brother.

I wish I was able to shape-shift.

 

Granted, you could only talk to stuffed animals.

I wish for a room full of potatos!

 

Granted, There all rotten.


I wish I could go and live Gensokyo (The area where Touhou Project takes part in)

 

Granted, but you get killed by a walrus.

I wish that I was an anime character.

 

Granted, But you are eaten by youkai when you go outside. (also I don't think there is walruses in gensokyo)


I wish I could be smart.

 

Granted, But your only smart at one subject: Health

I wish I could have another unusual

 

Granted, its a duped Cursed nnb Heavy football helmet (also I'm only good at history and health so thanks)



I wish I could find a way to earn real life money fast.

 

granted, you make only 10 dollars within the next minute.

i wish i could be the best shitposter

 

Granted but you never get any recognition for it

i wish i was rich

 

Granted, But you give it all to me for 1 key.



I wish I had more food...

 

grantd

Granted but you eat so much food you die from obesity

I wish i worked for NASA

 

Granted, You blow a space ship on the first day, Then lose your job.



I wish I could write a claim...