Grant a Wish

Granted, But you lose your voice and can't talk.

I wish I knew how to draw.

 

Granted, but you can only draw stickmen

I wish I could live in another Dimension like Re:zero

 

Granted, but you die in one day.

I wish I could play sniper like spirit

 

kek at least i experienced what suffaru did.

Granted, but you become a spirit and can't touch your keyboard/anything

I wish I could Return By Death

 

Granted but you slip on a banana and die.

I wish I could have perfect hair.

 

Granted, but it turns into a Perfect Hare after a day

I wish I could wish

 

Granted but you destroy the universe because of the paradox.

I wish I could have another adorable, obedient, small dog.

 

Granted, but it will never love you.

I wish I could drive

 

Granted but you'll crash anytime you do.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

Granted, you grow 1 cm.

I wish I was a baller.

 

Granted. This is you now.

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

 

Granted, but every time you see her or think about her, you forget her name.

I wish I had a real life dead ringer (spy watch from tf2)

 

Granted, But it fails on the second use.

I wish I could make a website.

 

Granted, but it sucks and no one visits it.

I wish that I didn't suck ass at everything.

 

Granted, you're now amazing at one thing: sucking ass.

I wish I was a ninja.

 

Granted, but you are obvious at everything you do, so you fail as a ninja bringing disgrace upon your family therefore being exiled and having to kill yourself in an honorable way so that your family doesn't get shunned.

I wish that I had a job where I have to work hard.

 

Granted. You now clean sewers.

I wish there was world peace.

 

Granted. Everyone now smokes marijuana. (sorry but im not sorry too)

I wish I had more sweets.

 

Granted, but they turn sour in your mouth.


I wish I had a better phone.

 

Granted. You now have the iPhone 7, and can't listen to music unless you buy the $160 headphones Apple is selling.

I wish I had more cereal.