Favorite Joke?

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  1. HeroofWinds1

    HeroofWinds1 "That Canadian"

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    Hello! I wanted one of these for awhile... What is your favorite joke? Here is mine:

    A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
    DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
    SON: At school *robot slaps son*
    SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
    DAD: Which one?
    SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
    SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.
    DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*
    MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*
     
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  2. Milk

    Milk Totally Active

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    My favorite:
    Guess what?
    Chicken butt.
     
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  3. HeroofWinds1

    HeroofWinds1 "That Canadian"

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    10/10 IGN- 2014 Best game of century...
     
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  4. Microline

    Microline Your Regular Skype Technician

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    Green, green
    Your booty ain't clean.

    Red, red
    You pee in the bed

    (My friend made this when we were in 4th Grade xD)
     
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  5. Microline

    Microline Your Regular Skype Technician

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    Also one of my favorite comedians is Gabriel Iglesias. One of my favorite episodes is Check it out guys xD
     
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  6. Brunerth

    Brunerth Hippie
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    Can I borrow your Assault Rifle? I need something to go with my Pepper Gun.
     
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    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    • Jesus can walk on water
    • Cucumbers are 95% water
    • I can walk on cucumbers
    • Therefore, im 95% Jesus
     
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  8. FreakyDeakyMayo

    FreakyDeakyMayo Really Cool Guy ^

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    Ok, I've got a couple jokes here bottled up inside me so I'll post them one at a time, so here is the first one.

    A wise man once said,
    "If the dog barks it is undercooked"
     
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    FreakyDeakyMayo Really Cool Guy ^

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    What does the Middle East and Kim Kardashian's arse have in common?

    Both are massive, have oil and were invaded by the West.
     
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  10. FreakyDeakyMayo

    FreakyDeakyMayo Really Cool Guy ^

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    But last and probably my favorite:

    My great great grandmother was told that she was to old to get a facelift....

    You should've seen the look on her neck.
     
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