So basically how this game works is that you have to take over the hill. You explain how you get the previous off the hill (be creative, don't just post "I walked up there and pushed them off". I'll start I walked up the hill. I'm now king of the hill
Took my shoe strings and tied you up.I traveled 20 km into the desert to land you gently on the railroad just as soon as a train comes by and paints a nice cornish red mist on the sandy windy desert railroad.My hill
I take a slipper from a shoe store and throw it at your face, get you dizzy and throw you over the Grand Canyon. MY HILL
I rocket jump and land on your head with my gunboats. Somehow you don't notice me so I just kinda sit there until you finally I get bored, pull out my katana, crit you and kill you. My hill.
Dude you gotta try harder. I call Kim Jong Un and he nukes the hill. MINE NOW. *cue maniacal laughter*