If I were a....

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  1. Taser

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    Aim of this game is to finish the sentence using the object the previous person gives you!

    For example, if Joe gives me toothpick, I'd say, "If I were a toothpick, I'd be pointy." Obviously, it can work in other ways to.
    "If I were a superhero, I'd want to be able to fly." So long as the sentence makes sense, it's allowed! Obviously funnier works best though.

    So, for the first person, I will give the word penguin.
     
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    #1 Taser, Mar 16, 2014
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    if I were a penguin, I would eat fish
    Next one - Dance music artist
     
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    If I was a Dance Music Artist, I would make dance music.

    Next One- superman
     
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    #3 RunningSpree, Mar 16, 2014
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    If I were superman, I'd want to be able to fly
    next one - Scottish
     
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    If I were Scottish... Wait, I am half Scottish.

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    #5 Taser, Mar 16, 2014
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    If I were a Doughnut I would be dead because I know @Ramibot lelel
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    If I were a drug addict, I'd do heroin.
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    If I were a horse head, I'd be in a bed next to a Mob boss.

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    If i were a gay guy i'd watch some gay porn.

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    If I were a vegetable, I would be in a wheel chair.

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    If I was meat, I would be cooked and made into a gourmet meal.

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    If i were dead i wouldn't be replying to this post right now

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    If I was Gabe Newell, I'd be richer than the entire of Harpoon's community combined.

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    #13 Taser, Mar 20, 2014
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    You'd be richer than all of the trading communities combined. XD

    If I was a Quiz Show Host, I'd smile like this [​IMG]

    Poor person.
     
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    If I were a poor person... Oh, wait. I have no pure anyway. Guess I am poor at the moment.

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    If I were a film director, the movie would suck.

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    #16 Brunerth, Mar 22, 2014
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    If I were a singer I'd quit because I don't like singing.

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    if i were a professional table tennis player, i'd slap someone with a paddle and shove a ping pong down there throat
    next one- Pyro from TF2
     
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    If I were Pyro from TF2 I'd eat the lollichop.

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    If I was spaghetti, I would eat myself
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