Tall Guy Dance Thread

I don't dance.

 

Last time I danced I ended up punching someone in the eye and now their vision sucks. So yeh, ditto to lord on this one.

 

Wait, you're 16 and 7 feet tall? Where's the best place to report alien findings, nah just kidding but I imagine being tall has it's benefits (not dancing). I'd say become an attention whore and learn how to break dance. Several people will watch you from a distance while you remain center of the crowd. Get cool, get to dance and possibly get someone who enjoys your skills

 

Short People: Can dance
Tall People: Probably best for them not to dance
Tall people cant twerk cuz they booty will stick out 3 feet
Tall people cant do the Cut Nye Joe cuz youll end up knee capping the person dancing next to you
Tall people cant do the electric slide cuz when you do 1 slide to the left the short people will have done 2 slides
Tall people cant do a normal slow dance with a short partner cuz they arms be hangin down loow to hold their partner
Tall people cant do raves or the harlem shake cuz yo limbs will turn into dangerous projectiles to those around you

But hey, we can reach the top shelf

 

Youre 7 feet tall eh... Where'd you get your mattress, im not sure if i have a twin or a single but my legs hang off the edge if i lay straight in this bed

 

How's the weather up there?

 

Im just 6'2"

 

I can dance.

I conga.

In a game.

Which most of you know as Team Fortress 2.