Lame Joke Station!

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  1. Milk

    Milk Totally Active

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    Up to five jokes per post
    No racism
    Make sure it's dumb

    I'll start:
    How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.

    What's Forrest Gump's password?
    1Forrest1
     
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    #1 Milk, Feb 15, 2015
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    what did the fish say to the fishermen? you're gilling me.
     
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    #2 Drex, Feb 15, 2015
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side.
     
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    #3 Sylvan Evergreen, Feb 15, 2015
  4. Microline

    Microline Your Regular Skype Technician

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    1. Yo mama's phat.
    Answer: With da PH doe! I ain't calling yo mama fat!

    2. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    A door.

    3. Someone asks Maroon 5: How did your band get their name?
    Answer: I mean. We love the maroon color, and we have five people in our band...

    4. A stranger walks up to me and asks, "What is the price of that game?" I replied nicely, "There is a price tag on the game itself... heh..."

    5. My friend asks me, "Yo? Wanna eat tonight just me and you?" I replied, "I hope you aren't trying to be part of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie."
     
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  5. Microline

    Microline Your Regular Skype Technician

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    You said lame jokes :p
     
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    #5 Microline, Feb 15, 2015
  6. Milk

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    Not lame enough.
    Example: What do cops eat for breakfast? Copcakes.
     
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    #6 Milk, Feb 16, 2015
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  7. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Time to go through my Laffy Taffy...
     
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  8. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    Milk's Mistake-1.png
    This one is pretty lame
    (Molk=Milk)
     
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    #8 TheSmile, Feb 17, 2015
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  9. Milk

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    I HATE YOU
    WHY
    WHY WHY
     
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    #9 Milk, Feb 17, 2015
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  10. Some Porcupine

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    #rekt
     
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    #10 Some Porcupine, Feb 17, 2015
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    What did one watermelon say to the other? Whatta ya melon.
     
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    What do sharks say when something radical happens?
    JAWESOME
     
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    #12 Cobalt, Feb 19, 2015
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    festeringMongoose Professional Procrastinator

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    We should really just call it SAME joke station
     
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    #13 festeringMongoose, Feb 20, 2015
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    I would make a fart joke, but it would pass right through you.
     
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    #14 Some Porcupine, Feb 21, 2015
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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Milk

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    What does a clock do when it's eaten dinner but it's still hungry?
    It goes back for seconds!
     
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    #16 Milk, Mar 1, 2015
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    Paging @Deadfly, master of dad jokes.
     
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    #17 Jin&Tonic, Mar 2, 2015
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    A Bartender walks into a bar and asks for a drink...
     
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    #18 That Spu, Mar 8, 2015
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    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
    Get in the car.
     
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  20. Milk

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    SUBLIME
     
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