Bottswana

Addicted to ARK: Survival Evolved

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

HashTagMyLaptopHasNoHashKey

from time import sleep; sleep(9999999999)

Just bought a mechanical keyboard for work. I think i'm in love <3

I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. My troubles have all gone..

#HGProblems

Say something, I'm giving up on you.

Ooh a new chatbox.

Co-workers desk is rigged to play 'Everything is awesome' on arrival. Excellent.

No beer no TV make silent something something.

Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in.

Drifting through the wind?

Sometimes, it's only when its too late that you realise someone who seemed normal actually made the biggest impact one can make on you.

Holy hell the 3D on my projector is good. Why did I wait so long to actually set it up?

Or is this a fantasy.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot.

Today's truth: People are actually using statuses? What is this, Facebook?