The Choose Your Path Of Random Game! [Round 1]

3. Run around like a chicken with it's head cut off
You somehow avoid all the objects, rubble, and other hazards and survive. What next?

1. Check on your dog that was inside the house
2. Continue on with your day like nothing happened
3. Scavenge through the rumble to find some sweet loot

 

3: Scavenge trough the rubble to find some sweet loot
As you were about to start looking through the loot a dangerous beast jumps on you! What do you do? (rawr)

1: Call for your dog in hopes it will help you
2: Punch it!
3:Kick like your life depends on it! (It does.)

 

As Brick the Slab King would say,
2. I punch it.
You gather all thy strength in order to punch this foul beast and when you land your mighty blow all you hear is a SNAP, KRACKLE, AND POP! Those sounds are you breaking your hand on his rough exterior! What shall thy doith now?

1. Call your dog in hopes it will help you (i doubt it would since you chose looting over saving him)
2.Kick him like your life depends on it
3. Stop, Drop, and Roll
4. Fall to the ground an cry about your hand and let the beast eat you from the inside out.

 

4. Fall to the ground an cry about your hand and let the beast eat you from the inside out.
As you awe over you hands rather rythmatic demise, you lay down in writhing pain and accept your end. Well, what now?

1. Load latest save
2. Create new character
3. Take a break and eat some Doritos and Mountain Dew

 

1. Load latest save

----RESETING SIMULATION----
Choose a Save Point
1: After the Quake/ 7-30-15/ 10:52:00
2: Empty
3: Empty
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You somehow avoid all the objects, rubble, and other hazards and survive. What next?

1. Check on your dog that was inside the house
2. Continue on with your day like nothing happened
3. Option No Longer Available

 

1. Check on your dog that was inside the house
You casually stand up straight and waltz towards the sliding door of the house and open it. You think your game crashed at first but it was just loading the doggie customization screen.

1. Huskie
2. Pug
3. Mutt
4. I'm honestly more of a cat person

 

1. Insert a gameshark and make your dog into a cat.

Gabe Newell suddenly arises from the floors of your house, and stares at you. He holds out a piece of paper with the letters, V.A.C. written on it.

What's next, Scooby?

1. Take the ban like a coward
2. Bribe Gabe by purchasing 420 keys on both Team Fortress 2 and CS:GO
3. Bring Gabe the ultimate pro-pain and unleash your Hank Hill powers on him, taking over Valve, and crowning yourself the title, 'Worth The Weight'

 

3. Bring the ultimate pro-pain and unleash your Hank Hill powers on him, taking over Valve; thus crowning yourself the title: 'Worth the Weight'
You take a breath in, and point a finger at Gabe Newell; looking him dead in the eye
"I'll tell you h'wut" you hiss, words burning through the air like ignited propane
Gabe Newell disapproves, grabbing you by the arms and tossing you into the air before forcing you into the ground; breaking your spine.

1. Maybe you should suck it up and call for your DOG for help.
2. Load latest save
3. Create a new character

 

1. Call your DOG for help

You think its all over. You're fallingvto your doom and you're certain this is your death, BUT, In the corner of thy eye you see a shake in the rubble then *KERSPLAT*. Your dog burst forth from its rubble cage and caught you mid air!!! You try to thank him but you forgot his name...
1. Benjamin the Bull Mastiff
2. Jeremy the Great Dane
3. Tigger the Tibetan Mastiff
4. Del Taco the Chiuahua (no clue how to spell that)

 

5. Blaze it, the 420 quickscoper dog.

You must be asking, "there is no five, fgt," but we all know Smile. He always has five in it. Your quickscoper dog doesn't appreciate you forgetting he is the god at quickscoping, and spins around four hundred twenty times before ending your career by shooting you with a fully charged "dope" gun, containing 420 bottles of Mountain Dew, inside 1 bullet.

What. Is. Next?

1. Load last save
2. Take a break and eat some saltioes because you feel super salty
3. Go outside and do something productive
4. Find a cure to Ebola

 

Whats with you guys and killing him

 

Aren't all the games in this forum based on killing?

 

forgot about that part since someone, lecatzz >.>, completly brought up gabe out of nowhere.

Since i cant seem to edit or remove my post ill just start over

1. Call your CAT* for help

You think its all over. You're falling to your doom and you're certain this is your death, BUT, In the corner of thy eye you see a shake in the rubble then *KERSPLAT*. Your cat* burst forth from its rubble cage and caught you mid air!!! You try to thank him but you forgot his name...
1. Benjamin the Bobcat
2. Jeremy the Persian Cat
3. Tigger the Tomcat
4. Shaquandiqua the Sphynx

After the name choosing continue with the flying in mid air part and they can land wherever, i dont care, i just want the story to sort of flow...

 

I'm guessing you guys completely rejected my post...

This is why I cry.

 

We rejected it because you also chose your own choice and none of the listed options.