Bad Day and my Birthday.

Dear, felllow fourm users... (dramatic 3 periods makes thread dramatic)

Today I was having a great time, enjoying myself on one of the Harpoon servers and won a nice bunch of spy crabs. Until I send a spy crab request to a person named (not his real name but...) Billy Bob Joe. Creative name isn't it? Well anyway I sent him a spy crab for 1 Refined, and I lost. No big deal right just a ref. Then I up the stakes with 2 Refined he accepts and I lose. I say to myself I doubt he will get 3 in a row so I up the stakes to 4 Refined! He wins, I feel like I'm growing grey hairs and I'm like "There is NO way he can win 4 times in a row." I up the stakes to 8 Ref with a gulp... you know what happened. He lost! Not really though. He won again. I watched all my Refined (except 2) leave my inventory in four spy crabs with the same guy. He started copying and pasting Lenny faces throwing sparkles. I felt he was just rubbing all those gears and metals in my face. What did I do? I put my last 2 Refined on the line hoping I could get some back knowing I will get it back, but I didn't. I had lost 5 times in a row losing my last 2 Refined. I felt rage fueling my whole body but, I just calmed down. I said to myself, "I'm done with spy crabbing." The only thing I had left was a ton of unique weapons and my favorite hat currently: The Head Warmer painted Indubitably Green. I grabbed a whole bunch of my weapons and searched for one of the poorest people on the server that didn't even have a cosmetic that was tradable. I gave him the bunch of weapons. Hoping that I will not have bad luck anymore and now I am here. Still hoping my luck gets better, I doubt it will though.

Well enough with the bad news and on with the good. My birthday is coming up on July 30th, which helps compensate the loss of all my Refined. I hope you guys enjoy that day as much as I do! If you read through this all you're awesome, if you skipped to the end you're still pretty cool. It took about 15 minutes to write.

Thanks for reading, Tortle

 

I know but, seriously how do you win 5 spy crabs in a row. <--- Me.

I'm not even mad though, I'm just wondering where he got that luck.