Three Word Story

teleported himself to

 

Bender, the ugly

 

robot who told

 

Garfield that he

 

loved him and

 

Grabbed his pistol

 

and robbed a

 

Pine needle store

 

so that he

 

Can make himself

 

into the perfect

 

Man eating robot

 

for his lover

 

Whom eats children

 

for dinner with

 

a side of

 

Reeses Puffs that

 

to the fat