How about some good ol' anti-jokes?

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  1. Creepy Lil' Guy

    Creepy Lil' Guy Somewhat Active

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    What are Anti-jokes, you may ask?
    Anti-jokes (or Anti-humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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    Here, I'll start it off:
    Why did the young boy drop his ice-cream?
    He was hit by a truck.
     
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    #1 Creepy Lil' Guy, Jun 2, 2015
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    Whats worst than a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
     
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    #2 Linkdude43, Jun 3, 2015
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    Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
    She had no arms and legs.
     
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    What leaves a bigger memory then a passionate kiss?
    A stab wound.
     
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    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    I did Nazi that coming.
     
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    I am sick of seeing Holocaust jokes, anne frankly, I will not put up with it!
     
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    #6 Unoski, Jun 5, 2015
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    Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
     
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    I agree, their totally out of mein kampfort zone.
     
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    THESE AREN'T ANTI JOKES YOU PLEBS!

    What's small, round, slightly squishy and really fun to kick?

    A baby.
     
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    #9 Brunerth, Jun 12, 2015
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    What's nine plus ten?

    19
     
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