Last Poster Wins

Do I win?

 

POTATO # 9001 OVAR 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It's over 9000!

 

Pls...

 

I will beat the crap out of everyone's ass here with my ham shank, and make you my fiesta using a frying pan. GOT ANYTHING FUNNY TO SAY NOW?????

 

You are going to make me into your party with your pan... Yeah ok.

 

I can count to potato!

 

That is very true Brunerth, and I can make it happen.....

 

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T

 

Oh yes I do

 

NOPE!

 

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Wut?

 

lol

 

Funy

 

Your a wizard Frodo ~ Mr. Spock

 

Revan was only 23 years old.
He loved CS:GO so much.
He had most of the achievements and items.
He prayed to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the inventory he's been given.
"CS:GO is love," he says, "CS:GO is life."
His elder Dragon hears him and calls him a silver scrublord.
He knows his elder is just jealous of his son's devotion to Gabe.
He calls him a console peasant.
He slaps him and sends him to sleep.
He's crying now and his face hurts.
He lays in bed, and it's really cold.
He feels a warmth moving towards him.
He looks up.
It's Gabe!
He's so happy,
Gabe whispers into Revan's ear, "Try your chances... Open a case."
Gaben grabs Revan with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees.
He's ready.
Revan opens his pockets for Gabe.
Gabe puts his hands deep into Revan's pockets.
It costs so much, but Revan does it for CS:GO.
Revan can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water.
He accepts the terms and conditions.
Revan wants to please Gabe.
Gaben lets out a mighty roar as he fills Revan's computer with keys.
Revan opens all the cases and gets nothing worth anything at all.

CS:GO is love...
CS:GO is life...