Bar's Rules

Hello everyone, I will be posting a thread on Lecattz's Bar! It's the new harpoon gaming thing! Everyone go crazy! Whenever I'm on the All-trade 2 server, I like to mess around and create this thing called Lecatzz's Bar. It's basically the room in the middle, and I'm the "owner". I decided to make some silly rules about the bar:

RULE ONE: This is a diversity club, when bar is under Lecatzz's supervision, both RED and BLU must unite and be friends
RULE TWO: FesteringMoose will murder anyone who claims my title
RULE THREE: Any sentries will make me cry
RULE FOUR: Any killers in the bar make me cry
RULE FIVE: Drink limits to only 5 beers a visit
RULE SIX: The bar tender will always be Lecatzz, always

POST AN RULES YOU THINK SHOULD BE APPLIED TO THE BAR

 

I know right? He sounds like an ass to me

 

EDIT: Perp is now banned from the bar for impersonation

 

EDIT: Adrian is now banned from Lecatzz's Bar

 

It's been a while, an ever since, more daring adventurers join the game to see what lurks in the bar. The owner itself, hasn't been around for a while, and over time, the bar begins to fade. Sentries, phlog pyros, and trolldiers have taken over the bar, and many people have been competing to be owner. But we all know who the real bar owner is. Time to time, he joins AT2, and when he does, barely anyone recognizes him. They don't trade with him, they don't crab either. He might be seen occasionally in the bar itself, rarely found behind the bar where he used to serve drinks. No one is paying for taxes, and the bills, so then the spirit faded, causing it to be another one of Rami's creations. The owner goes by one name, and that name is "Leh-Catz." Any other pronunciation would either mean your not talking to the real Lecatzz, or he doesn't comprehend what you are saying, due to his cancer computer. The name Lecatzz may be heard often in the bar, but when the real Lecatzz comes in, you best hope you broght money with you, and that last bit of hope.....

 

Wow, I made a paragraph on Lecatzz's bar at 11:40 PM! Are you proud of me now @festeringMongoose ?