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  1. PowerLemons

    PowerLemons Unwavering

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    Let's play this really simple game :D
    Hopefully you all know how this works, but here's an example for those who are living in a rock:

    Person 1: Would you rather sneeze every three minutes or always have the sensation to sneeze and never do?
    Person 2: Sensation, would you rather be a raindrop and fall to earth in one thrilling but short lived life or be a grain of sand and be forever drifting the world?
    Person 3: Sand, would you and bla bla bla...

    So, I'll start it off :D
    Would you rather never touch a person of the opposite sex again or never use a computer again?
     
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  2. SirBaruma

    SirBaruma [Insert Title Here]

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    you should make a question first for us 2 go off of.
     
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  3. Jin&Tonic

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    You need to read more Baruma. That's sounds pretty though, never use a computer again.

    Would you rather be famous for a day and then die, or live a lifetime of mediocrity?

     
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  4. Taser

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    Lifetime. Would you rather your feet stayed okay, or get paid 80% of Bill Gates' wage to put toothpicks underneath your toenails and slam them into a brick wall one by one?
     
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  5. watamacha

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    Toothpicks. Would you rather be sterile or dunk your arm in a vat of concentrated hydrochloric acid for 30 seconds?
     
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  6. RunningSpree

    RunningSpree Southern Arab Canadian.

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    Sterile
    Would you rather swim with hungry Great White Sharks, or go to sleep with deadly snakes?
     
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  7. PowerLemons

    PowerLemons Unwavering

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    Great White Sharks
    Would you rather be followed around everywhere you go (and I mean everywhere) by a rain cloud, or 10 small ducks?
     
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  8. Androu1

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    Rain cloud.

    Would you rather live with physical illness but rich or be healthy and poor?
     
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  9. Sylvan Evergreen

    Sylvan Evergreen How can I help?
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    Depends on the physical illness, but I'd hate to be poor, so I'ma go with the first choice.

    Would you rather destroy every electronic device you own one by one with a dollar bill while being pelted with burning hot rocks or destroy the Great Wall of China with only popsicle sticks while in a wheelchair?
     
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  10. SirBaruma

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    Electronics.
    Rather suck on Jellyfish tentacles or be humped by a elephant
     
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  11. Timeisrelative

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    Firstly I would rather always have the sensation that I'm going to sneeze but never do. Secondly I would rather be a grain of sand. The reason for that is because death is so final and life is full of opportunities.

    Ok my question. Would you rather have a low income job that you love. Or a high paying job but you hate it?
     
  12. Schwegs

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    Low income job -- if you define "love" to mean really love it, as opposed to not hate it. :)

    Would you rather be blind, or be forced to live with your loved one going blind? Why?
     
  13. Jin&Tonic

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    Blind, because I wouldn't want to see if I all I saw was pain.

    Would you rather live in a poor lifestyle (small house, old clothes, old car) but have lots of money or live a grandiose lifestyle (mansion, new clothes, Lamborghini) but actually be poor?
     
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  14. RunningSpree

    RunningSpree Southern Arab Canadian.

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    Live in a poor lifestyle

    Would you rather take a bath with snakes or with spiders?
     
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  15. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Snakes

    Would you rather rather you would, or you rather would?
     
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  16. RunningSpree

    RunningSpree Southern Arab Canadian.

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    I rather would you rather, than not rather would?

    Would you rather have 1 billion dollars in pennies but you can exchange them for bills, or other coins, or would you rather have $1000 any way you want it to be?
     
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  17. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Pennies, I would have a warehouse full or pennies :D I would take a couple buckets of pennies everyday to one of those coin thingies that count your coins and give you cash for them and just work from there. Not only would I get ripped from carrying huge buckets of pennies, but it's free money :D

    Would you rather give me an idea to post here or not give me an idea to post here?
     
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  18. Jin&Tonic

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    You're bad at this.

    Would you rather be able to breathe under water/swim incredibly faster or be able to fly?
     
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  19. Sylvan Evergreen

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    I am bad at this

    Flying, I'm not always going to have access to water.

    Would you rather eat 10 cardboard boxes with only a spoon, or destroy 100 cardboard boxes with only a paper clip?
     
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  20. Brunerth

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    Destroy them... I love destroying things.

    Would you rather take a nice walk through a park while it is hailing basketball sized hail, or sit in a meat freezer in just a pair of shorts for 1 hour?
     
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