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  1. Cobalt

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    If i were a dingus I'd Google what exactly I was.
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    #41 Cobalt, Mar 19, 2015
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    Microline Your Regular Skype Technician

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    If I were a black belt, I would wear myself to prom next week ;-;
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    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    If i were a skrub I'd create a skrub cult on the ttt server where everyone includes the word "skrub" in their name.

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    #43 TheSmile, Mar 19, 2015
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    HeroofWinds1 "That Canadian"

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    This happened once... Rather not talk about it :/
     
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    #44 HeroofWinds1, Mar 19, 2015
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    If I were this, I'd do the musical. (I actually am participating in Mary Poppins the musical at the moment :D )
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    #45 Cobalt, Mar 19, 2015
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    Some Porcupine Rage-Inducing Activity
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    If I were math, I would be this equation. (13x^2+14x+12)(4x^2+5x+3)

    Chocolate.
     
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    #47 Brunerth, Mar 19, 2015
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    Some Porcupine Rage-Inducing Activity
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    If I were chocolate, I would be melted or eaten.

    A Cannibal.
     
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    #48 Some Porcupine, Mar 20, 2015
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    If I were a cannibal, I'd have my choice of first victim.
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    #49 Cobalt, Mar 20, 2015
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    Milk Totally Active

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    If I were a thorn, I'd poke people.
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    #50 Milk, Mar 20, 2015
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    Tillman Friendly Neighborhood Sloth
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    If I were a Lightbulb, I would fall and bust open, releasing all of the poison inside of me.
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    #51 Tillman, Mar 20, 2015
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    If I were McDonald's ball pit, I'd steal little children.
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    #52 Cobalt, Mar 21, 2015
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    HeroofWinds1 "That Canadian"

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    If I were lighting, I would light up your world ;)
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    #53 HeroofWinds1, Mar 21, 2015
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    If I were a waterslide, I'd be wet.
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    #54 Cobalt, Mar 21, 2015
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    If I were silly putty, I'd make fart noises.
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    #55 Milk, Mar 21, 2015
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    HeroofWinds1 "That Canadian"

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    If I were liver, I would fail and kill you...
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    #56 HeroofWinds1, Mar 21, 2015
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    If I were seals I'd hunt cute penguins.
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    #57 Cobalt, Mar 21, 2015
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    Sylvan Evergreen How can I help?
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    If I were Sir Isaac Newton, I would invent safe time travel, go to the future, and eat some Fig Newtons.

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    #58 Sylvan Evergreen, Mar 22, 2015
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    If I was Cinderella, I'd stick my lost shoe up someone's ass.
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    #59 Milk, Mar 22, 2015
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    If I were an Illuminati member, I'd take control of CERN.
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