What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Go to my neighbor's house who are annoying, slap the sh*t out of them, come back home, drive the car illegaly, go to the airport, get a fake passport, go to China, Eat some good chinese food (Because who could resist chinese food since it's SO delicious), Go to back to America, go to Mcdonald's to eat American food, go to Seven eleven while being chased by the cops, Lose the cops, enter Seven eleven, buy a klondike.

(I would not really do ANY of this except the chinese food part )

 

Walk to the store, go to buy one and instead buy a coke and some skittles. I don't like Klondike Bars.

 

I have no idea what a Klondike bar is.

 

Ice cream sandwich with their slogan being "What would you do for a klondike bar"

 

I'd go eat Milk's Klondike.

 

I remember that this kid had a Klondike Bar and was a really fucking annoying person. He was like "If you go punch that kid (a nerdy looking kid) in the face, ill give you this klondike bar. I proceeded to punch him in the face, take his klondike bar, and eat it right in front of him. The End.

 

True story?

 

I'd wrestle a mutated alligator on top of broken glass and that glass is on top of hot coals and those coals are on a burning bridge and that burning bridge is on a volcano and that volcano is on the moon!


Then when i stop dreaming i go to the store and buy them.

 

Yes sir Mr. Cobalt sir!

 

Have some cake Mr. Porcupine

 

I basically don't have to do anything. Get a gun, walk up to the clerk, then point the gun at his face and say "GIVE MEH MY KLONDLIKE." If he tries running away with my Klondlike well.. he won't have another one by the time I get him xD