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  1. festeringMongoose

    festeringMongoose Professional Procrastinator

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    A blind girl walks into a bar..


    "Ow" she says.
     
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    #21 festeringMongoose, Mar 12, 2015
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  2. Tillman

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    Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
     
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    #22 Tillman, Mar 12, 2015
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  3. MrSrgsnowman

    MrSrgsnowman The Snowman staff, I'll try not to melt :P
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    What's something red and bad for your face?
    answer=brick

    Reading all these jokes, be all like you've gotta be kitten me right meow.
     
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    #23 MrSrgsnowman, Mar 12, 2015
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    Correction: "You have cat to be kitten me right meow."
     
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    #24 Tillman, Mar 13, 2015
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    Why is Waldo so skinny?
    No one at the Gym can spot him.
     
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    #25 Tillman, Mar 13, 2015
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    CHILLSTEP A person who loves green and chillstep.

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    Why did the spy cross the road? Because he was really never on your side.
     
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    #27 CHILLSTEP, Mar 16, 2015
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    CHILLSTEP A person who loves green and chillstep.

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    Why doesn't the sniper hit on girls?
    He only huntsman.
     
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    #28 CHILLSTEP, Mar 16, 2015
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    CHILLSTEP A person who loves green and chillstep.

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    Would you risk your life to get your backpack filled with Team Captain's? You would have a 50% chance dying and a 50% chance to getting the Team Captain's.

    I would risk it because I can just respawn. :p
     
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    #29 CHILLSTEP, Mar 16, 2015
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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    The moon.

    It's far away...

    You were alone the whole time.
     
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    #30 Sylvan Evergreen, Apr 19, 2015
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  11. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    I was looking for sexual release when i happened to come across your mother
    -Sheldon Cooper
     
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    #31 TheSmile, Apr 21, 2015
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    Roses are black, violets are black. Everything's black. - Stevie Wonder
     
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    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

    He worked his problem out with a pencil.
     
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    #33 TheSmile, Apr 21, 2015
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    So 2 Iraqis Pop in a Bar...
     
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    #34 The Creature of Crete, Apr 21, 2015
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    A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a whisky and........... Soda" the bartender says, "why the big pause?" I don't know says the bear "I've always had them"
     
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    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    No joke... that took me from the time you posted it until now to figure out the joke in that...
     
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    I don't get it
     
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    #37 Milk, Apr 21, 2015
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    I still don't get it...
     
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    It's a homophone, in this case, the word "pause" is used to sound like "paws" for comedic effect.
     
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    #39 Sylvan Evergreen, Apr 22, 2015
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    Oh
     
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    #40 Milk, Apr 22, 2015
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