Grant a Wish

Granted, but you unbox them and get a crate.

I wish I could stop time

 

Granted, but you wish to know when to wish but forgot why you didn't wish but accidentally wished.

I wish everything was big

 

Granted but they keys are duped and you get perma banned.

I wish I could have a BP worth 10 buds

 

Granted, but TF2 dies. No one plays it any more and your backpack is now worthless.

I wish I had a Australiam Frying Pan.

 

Granted, but you payed 5000$. It now has the same value as a gold botkiller.

I wish Rami would give me the CS:GO knife he owes me.

 

He gives it straight to your stomach. You bleed to death.

I wish I didn't have to write my history essay.

 

Granted, but they explode in your face

I wish my cat could fly

 

Granted but it flies into your face, breaks its neck and dies.

I wish someone gave me a free high tier unusual.

 

Granted, but you got it by scamming, which leads to you getting trade-banned.

I wish my hockey team wins tonight.

 

Granted but it ruins the whole point of this thread and it ends up dying.

I wish I could get CSS for free so I could do my job as a TTT admin a little better.

 

Granted but you get Demoted from Admin and Banned on all HG servers.

I wish my School caught on fire.

 

Granted but you are in it.

I wish there weren't so many stupid people joining the TTT and RDMing.

 

Granted, but I ate them all.

I wish worked my way up to get a Unusual Team Captain.