Grant a Wish

Discussion in 'Spam & Forum Games' started by Jin&Tonic, Nov 13, 2013.

  1. PowerLemons

    PowerLemons Unwavering

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    Granted, but you unbox them and get a crate.

    I wish I could stop time
     
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  2. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted, but to stop time you have to cut off one of your arms.

    I wish to only wish if I wish when I don't wish because I only wish to not wish.
     
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  3. PowerLemons

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    Granted, but you wish to know when to wish but forgot why you didn't wish but accidentally wished.

    I wish everything was big
     
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  4. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Impossible, making everything bigger wouldn't do anything.

    I have no wish, thread broken :D
     
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  5. Brunerth

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    Granted but they keys are duped and you get perma banned.

    I wish I could have a BP worth 10 buds
     
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  6. GAMER4287

    GAMER4287 Truly Active

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    Granted, but TF2 dies. No one plays it any more and your backpack is now worthless.

    I wish I had a Australiam Frying Pan.
     
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  7. Nimajin

    Nimajin Eoj's Own
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    Granted, but you payed 5000$. It now has the same value as a gold botkiller.

    I wish Rami would give me the CS:GO knife he owes me.
     
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  8. Player 9

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    He gives it straight to your stomach. You bleed to death.

    I wish I didn't have to write my history essay.
     
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  9. Sylvan Evergreen

    Sylvan Evergreen How can I help?
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    Granted, instead you have to write a history textbook.

    I wish I had a free box of Chick-Fil-A chicken strips.
     
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  10. PowerLemons

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    Granted, but they explode in your face

    I wish my cat could fly
     
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  11. Brunerth

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    Granted but it flies into your face, breaks its neck and dies.

    I wish someone gave me a free high tier unusual.
     
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  12. Player 9

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    Granted, but you got it by scamming, which leads to you getting trade-banned.

    I wish my hockey team wins tonight.
     
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  13. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted, but they win by default due to the entire enemy team getting sick and there is no game.

    I wish people would stop making my wishes horrible.
     
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  14. Brunerth

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    Granted but it ruins the whole point of this thread and it ends up dying.

    I wish I could get CSS for free so I could do my job as a TTT admin a little better.
     
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  15. NinjaNick

    NinjaNick The one and only

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    Granted but you get Demoted from Admin and Banned on all HG servers.

    I wish my School caught on fire.
     
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  16. Brunerth

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    Granted but you are in it.

    I wish there weren't so many stupid people joining the TTT and RDMing.
     
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  17. Sylvan Evergreen

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    Granted but instead they're all smarter than you and make you feel inferior

    I wish I had a bigger pillow, but not too big.
     
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  18. Jin&Tonic

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    Granted but your pillow is made out of animal scrotum.

    I wish I had 3 cookies.
     
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  19. GAMER4287

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    Granted, but I ate them all.

    I wish worked my way up to get a Unusual Team Captain.
     
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  20. Sylvan Evergreen

    Sylvan Evergreen How can I help?
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    Granted but it took 17 years and no one plays TF2 now.

    I wish people wouldn't judge me so quickly.
     
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