The realization / paradox thread.

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  1. Ramibot

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    Thought i'd make a new forum game.

    Post funny or 'wtf' realizations or paradoxes that you've come across or thought of!

    I'll start.

    When Pinocchio says his nose will grow but it doesn't he is lying.
    But his nose grows when he lies, so he would be telling the truth.
    But his nose still grew even though he told the truth.
     
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    #1 Ramibot, Oct 29, 2014
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  2. Agniratha

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    Moved it for you.

    If you gradually replaced every part of the Death Star piece-by-piece until it was eventually made of entirely new material…
    …would the resulting ship still be considered the Death Star?
     
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    I know that I know nothing at all.
     
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    This statement is false.
    [​IMG]
     
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    The next sentence is true.
    The first sentence was a lie.
     
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    The Multiverse theory.
    In essence, the multiverse theory is the idea that there is an infinite amount of universes, not all are different, they can be the same, but just one little thing is different. For an example, one could be our would, but we can't see the color purple. That would be one little difference that would occur in a multiverse. Now, supposing the multiverse theory is true, and there are infinite universes, with infinite differences, wouldn't that mean
    There is a multiverse where the theory of multiverses is not true?
     
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    Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.
    Neil A.
    Spell it backwards.
     
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    MIND_BLOWN
     
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