Grant a Wish

Granted but the apple has spawned in your butt.

I wish i had a airplane.

 

Granted, but now little kids rage at you, and threaten you, one of the more stupid ones sent you a picture of a knife.


I wish that joe will be the one to reply to this wish.

 

Granted. My name is now Joe.

I wish that the next one who replies gets a slap.

 

Granted. OW! You are now perma banned for assault on an admin

I wish the events server was more popular

 

The events server is always full, but only with beggars and spammers.

I wish I didn't have as much homework.

 

You and me both Anonymoose...

Granted. You instead get stupidly long projects that take 2 months to complete.

I wish I could use magic.

 

Granted. Magic is nothing but science and disguise.

I wish I wasn't permabanned by backseats

 

You're no longer permabanned by Backs, but then I permaban you

I wish my sign language teacher wasn't such a killjoy.

 

Granted but you never get to learn anything because now they won't teach.

I wish I didn't have to go to school and could instead sit here learning to code.

 

Granted, But you cant spell and mis-spell the coding. so everything crashes
I wish I have a better computer

 

Granted but because it was so expensive you payed the last of your money for it and now you are broke.

I wish a giant octopus would fall from the sky.

 

Granted but it falls on you.

I wish it was Christmas today.

 

Granted, but you got nothing.

I wish nothing bad happens

 

Granted but nothing good ever happens. Forever.

I wish I had a good gaming PC :'(

 

Granted but it falls from the sky and crashes on your head and kills you.

I wish cheese didn't stink.

 

Granted. Your wish-seption crashed everything and Gabe Newell dies. Thanks.

I wish for people to stop trying to break this thread.

 

Granted. No one tries to break this thread anymore because everyone is dead.

I wish that penguins could fly like the majestic creatures they are.