Grant a Wish

GRANTED BUT U ONLY GAT HACK and u still sucked u only get 1 more kill then u normal do
i wish that i could kill obama

 

Granted, but it wasn't the President obama it was just some homeless guy on the street.

I wish Z_o_m Got better at CS:GO

 

thats not possible im alredy at my best i can be with P90 also IM IMPROVING WITH MY AK SKILLS ONLY PROB IS I MOVE HOUSE EVRY 1 week from bed an dhave a table from sofa and have a table andi will first get a desk to play on when my mom will get her ass up and buy me or set up a dest i gat cher to sit on 4 months ago never used..

i wish adrian would stop showing his pinjata to me

 

Wish granted, But you never move again :3 guess that means no more CS:GO

i wish for a cupcake.

 

Granted, You die of obesity as that was a SUPER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Size Cupcake only 9001,9001,9001,9001 calories.
I wish I had all the SSG Skins in CS:GO already.

 

granted but u can never use them

i wish i would get a new gaming pc THATS not broken

 

Granted, but it can't run anything

I wish I had more viewers on my Twitch channel

 

granted but its all bots or u self opening more fans.
i wish i could bang bang a chick

 

Granted, you shot a little baby chicken. You monster.

I wish I could freeze time

 

granted but u also freze and u would freze forever
i wish i could go out and eat a NON HAMBUGER WITH horse in.

 

granted, You Froze a clock

i wish for a Gun In real life

 

granted but was of wood.

i wish for a fish

 

Granted But it Flopped into your throat and you choked to death

i wish for a gun that i got to use and didnt have to kill myself when using it

 

granted it exploed u hands off
i wish for a wish becausse i cant think of any more wishes

 

Granted, you wished you Gave away all your items including your HOUWAR. Thx.

I wish for zom to have more wishes

 

Granted, but they were all wishes that you didn't know how to ruin.

I wish for better internet

 

Granted, but you Lost all of your items in the process!

i wish i was smart.

 

Granted, but you are terrible with common sense.
I wish i were good at life.

 

granted but u died while u tried.
i wish my charlie did not have to die tomowow :'c

 

Granted but you died instead. Also sorry for the loss D:

i wish for Good wishes