Grant a Wish

god f damped jefry u forgot to make a wish so ur banned c: thats u wish.
i wish i could have s-e-x with a LIVING girl ( this time )

 

Granted, I found some ugly fat chick that wants the d. (You said living right?)
I wish @z_o_m_33 would stop wishing for hookers.

 

sry but thats not possible il like steal some hookiers c: thats not buying them
i wish jefry would jump off a cliff and fell on a car and he would have to pay for it muahahahahahaa

 

Granted, they were your cars and I had god mode and 99999999999 money life hacks XD.
I wish I had real friends who were girls.

 

Granted, but every girl thinks you're an asshole because we all know the real reason why you want female friends.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.

 

granted but there were all fake money.
i wish i could kill the fat as to gaben

 

Sorry to go out of order here but I just had to respond to this. Really? I mean, come on.

 

That wasn't meant to be against you @FlyingAnonymoose

 

I wash i was a Potato

 

Granted, but you're about to be eaten

I wish I had a jetpack

 

Granted but it runs out of fuel and you die!
i wish for somthing to zap people with :3

 

granted but it have no ammo
i wish i found 1$

 

You found 1$, but couldn't pick it up, since it was in a container, just out of your reach.

I wish I had faster internet

 

Granted, But everything else was slower!

I wish for a better profile pic

 

Granted, but you would become the thing on your current profile pic.

I wish for enough money to last me forever

 

Granted, but you can only buy things that are necessary for survival, no entertainment or recreational activites

I wish to be granted the ability to fly

 

Granted, but you will get hit by airborne vehicles on your first flight.

I wish for a beast gaming computer.

 

Granted, I gave you a tiger with a computer monitor strapped to its head

I wish for more refined metal in TF2

 

granted but there not tradeable or useable

i wish for all bugs to die in the world

 

Granted but there Video game bugs so no more Hacks for you zom.

I wish For That i was good at CS:GO