On the bright side I have no need for expensive dildos or buttplugs, because my ISP fucks me every day. Barely managing to finish my college assignments during lunches and breaks at college because what she be easily complete-able at home is impossible with my current internet connection, so the 80 minutes of free time I get each day is spent on reprehensibly boring shit and cigarette breaks between finishing lessons and assignments. Haven't been able to play tf2 and need to spend the few moments where I have internet to download single player games so I don't go crazy. After having bought an aussie sniper rifle for myself too. Can't even fucking use it. Someone recommend a game to set to pirate while I'm at college please, too. I'm sick of terraria.
one can never be sick of Terraria, have you tried N Terraria? It's a full blown-out RPG mod for the game, and it looks sweet. Alternatively, if you're into screwing over a legion of Nazi shitlords, Wolfenstein may be a good game to cope with your stress.
If you never played any of the farcry series, i highly recommend getting farcry 2 or 3, those will provide endless hours of fun, or get something like fallout or skyrim