Grant a Wish

Granted. ALL steam games are on mac, so none are on PCs so steam goes bankrupt, and now there are no games either way.

I wish that I could be invisible (I could listen to people telling secrets >)

 

Wish granted, but valve sensed that you were hacking, and all of the unusuals got deleted.
I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

Granted. Your wish can't be corrupted, but since it can't be corrupted, and will not be, this thread has to go down, all thanks to you.

Wish: I wish that I wasn't such an evil person.

 

Granted, you are a pure fellow called "Sydney Hoffman" who never swears nor does he watch porn.

I wish that the next post will contain perfect grammar and written as if it were by a Literacy teacher.

 

Granted. It is written by a teacher of Literacy. However you receive an F for such a pathetic wish.

I wish for there to be a cure to every disease known to man.

 

Wish granted. A zombie apocalypse starts and the scientist who knows the cure dies.

I wish that this wish won't have any consequences.

 

Granted, you get Saints Row IV.

I wish I had a snow day off tommorow.

 

Granted, school has been canceled, but the snow is all over your house, trapping you in. The roof collapses from the tons of snow on top of it, and you get a chilly wake up call.

I wish this wish will not have any consequenses at all. Not to me or to anyone else, or indirectly or directly. ( I am determined to make this into a paradox)

 

Granted. But they post spam.

I wish there were more people active on forums.

 

Granted but the forums get flooded and its impossible to go through everything.

I wish school would start later.

 

Granted, but your school started so late, you lost out on all the future education in your life.

I wish I was pro at games.

 

Granted you are now a professional video gamer and sadly spend 20 hours a day playing. You gained 300 pounds

I wish I could personally meet all the staff in person

 

Granted. However, in person all the others hate you, and you are perma banned from harpoongaming

I wish you won't reply to this post.

 

Granted but because I'm a dick I did it anyway.

I wish I had the ability to control time and knew how to use it.

 

Granted. You made yourself 100 years old because you screwed up.

I wish I could talk to anything and everything.

 

Granted, but everything starts talking to you at once, and you go insane.
I wish Harpoon Gaming was the most popular community in the world.

 

Granted but is soon assassinated by shoe wearing horse.

I wish i had a voice like Morgan Freeman.