Jokes of the Day

Discussion in 'General / Off-Topic' started by Luxu, Jun 8, 2017.

  1. Luxu

    Luxu Enigmatic Being

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    Jokes of the Day!

    One joke, Per person, Per day

    "I threw a boomerang a few years ago...I now live in constant fear."
     
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    #1 Luxu, Jun 8, 2017
  2. Clorox

    Clorox Forum Annihilator
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    12 things your doing:
    1. You're reading my comment
    2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
    4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
    5. You're checking it now.
    6. You're smiling.
    7. You're still reading my comment.
    8. You know all you have read is true.
    10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
    11. You're checking it now.
    12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts
     
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    #2 Clorox, Jun 8, 2017
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  3. Sylvan Evergreen

    Sylvan Evergreen How can I help?
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    Did you hear about the old man that fell in the well?

    He couldn't see that well.
     
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    #3 Sylvan Evergreen, Jun 8, 2017
  4. Reggie

    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    because you didn't cook it
     
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    #4 Reggie, Jun 8, 2017
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