FIFA WORLD CUP!

Now you would think I would for Australia, but Australia fucking sucks. I'm going for France.

 

Non. I don't like to watch sports.

 

ehhh....

Would be England had they not been so fucking shit
Would be Australia cos Mitch Langerak hair but they're out
Would be France had half their squad not slept with under-age prostitutes last world cup
Would be Brazil cos Neymar (^^) had they not continuously dived and had that piece of shit called Fred on their team
Would be Italy cos Pirlo beard but not only did they beat England, they lose to Costa Rica automatically eliminating England
Would be Honduras if their players didn't keep trying to break everyone's legs
Would be USA cos Clint Dempsey dedication but, I dunno, USA...
Would be Ecuador had Valencia not tried to throttle England's 19 year-old Raheem Sterling
Would be Spain had they not already been knocked out I <3 Xabi Alonso beard
Would be Costa Rica as I like an underdog, but fuck you for essentially knocking England out without playing us
Would be Netherlands if Van Persie wasn't such a cunt
Would be Iran if they weren't so boring
Would be Nigeria if they weren't so boring
Would be Algeria if they weren't so boring
Would be Bosnia if they weren't so boring
Would be Cameroon if they weren't so boring (and whiny - threatening not to come to the World Cup)
Would be Greece if they weren't so boring
Would be Russia if they didn't play so dirty
Would be South Korea if they didn't react to Russia playing dirty by playing dirty
Would be Germany if Thomas Muller hadn't dived and provoked Pepe
Would be Ghana if they weren't so butt-hurt about Suarez

Sooooo that leaves...

Mexico - Won the gold medal at the Olympics in football (fairly meaningless, but held Brazil to a draw)
Croatia - Arguably the best midfield in the World Cup with Modric, Rakitic, Kovatic, Markovic ect ect
Chile - Alexis Sanchez and Arturo Vidal have made the team very interesting and fun to watch
Colombia - <3 James Rodriguez
Ivory Coast - Ivory Coast international's Kolo Toure and Yaya Toure lost their younger brother Ibrahim Toure (age 28) to cancer 2 hours before their match and still played. Big respect for that.
Japan - Looking forward to seeing more of their team
Switzerland - Shaqiri and Ricardo Rodriguez link up really well...and they're both linked with Liverpool...cough
Argentina - Messi and Aguero. 'nuff said
Portugal - <3 Ronaldo
Belgium - Come from basically not taking part in any competitive internationals to having a good chance of winning it.

Uruguay - MOTHER FUCKING SUAREZ

 

Japan. Pokémon mascots.

 

I laughed my ass off at Marcelo's auto goal.