The Pun Thread!

Discussion in 'General / Off-Topic' started by Nuke9998, Oct 2, 2016.

  1. Clorox

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    I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
     
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    When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'
     
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    How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
     
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    I was always being beaten by the 2 oldest, mom and dad. And I always use to get smacked around by these green beryays in the neighboorhood some people call them girl scouts whatever.
     
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    My physics teacher's joke of the day
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    An investigator.
     
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    SCIENCE JOKE INCOMING NERDS(lol jk)!

    2 Scientists walk into a bar.
    One asks for H20
    Then the other asks for H202.
    FIND OUT THE ANSWER USING GOOGLE.!
     
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    Hello there lad! *picks up a kitchen knife from his pocket* KNIFE to meet you
     
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    Did you hear about those two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 3 months.
     
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