The Pun Thread!

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  1. Nuke9998

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    Here is a thread to post your favorite puns! Whether they be comedy gold or just straight up to cringe town. All I ask is that the puns aren't racist, controversial, etc, etc. Puns are meant to make people laugh, not to trigger them. Anyway, now that that's out of the way, Let the punger games commence!
     
    #1 Nuke9998, Oct 2, 2016
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    I have a Punful life
     
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    #2 LordOfStalkers, Oct 2, 2016
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    puns trigger me :< they're so bad
     
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    #3 Machigai, Oct 2, 2016
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    I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
     
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    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. (Im so bad im sorry ;-;)
     
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    I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass.
     
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    My names is a pun.
     
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    #9 MichaelAndJello, Oct 3, 2016
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    I don't know if I should put a little more BACKBONE into these jokes, but then again it is TIBIA expected that I'll get lazy and not try as hard to make a skele-TON of them... Dang... I'm such a BONEHEAD.
     
    #10 Nuke9998, Oct 4, 2016
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    I can't find out why, but I'm always Saturated on Saturday
     
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    Alright heres a real pun. What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? You better ketchup
     
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    #12 PainisCupCake.Jr, Oct 4, 2016
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    What's Forrest Gump's password?
    1forest1
     
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    Are you todays date? Cuz you're 10/10
     
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    What do you call a pumpkin with a butt? A rumpkin
     
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    Son: Hey Dad, can you put the cat out?
    Dad: I didn't know it was on fire.
     
    #16 Nuke9998, Oct 14, 2016
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    My physics teacher does a joke of the day on Friday so here's one of the ones he's told.

    What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Dam.
     
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    #17 cnpjphillypwn, Oct 14, 2016
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    Someones left side got cut off, he is all right now!

    Chemistry joke(s): i wanna tell a joke but im scared i wont get a REaction

    Wanna hear a sodium joke? Acctually Na
     
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    #18 Clorox, Oct 16, 2016
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    i liked the forrest gump one for some reason
    well played i guess :3
     
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    A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game
     
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