Most embarrassing moment at school/school-related event?

Eh, haven't had too many, except this one time in 2nd or 3rd grade. Firstly, I was stuck with this one teacher who would not let you use the bathroom unless it was lunch/recess, obviously, as a kid, you'll bemore focused on eating lunch and playing rather than using the restroom. Stupidly I forget to use the bathroom during lunch, and I just say to myself to "hold it in." Our teacher tells us we're taking a test for writing, and I'm like, alright as long as we don't go to the- and then our teacher says "We're going to the computer lab" so I have to get up, and at that point, it's much harder to hold it in. So when we get there, I ask to use the bathroom, she obviously says no, and not even 10 minutes later I basically piss myself. Even after that she never changed her ways.

Wasn't myself, but I think we all have that one kid who tries to look up porn on the school computer and gets caught be the teacher, I wish that one day a teacher would read out the kid's fetishes or something, that'd be hysterical, and I would personally give that teacher a raise.

 

I was in the 9th grade it had been pantsing season all the funny kids were pantsing each other how hilarious it was to see each other embarassed with our shorts at our ankles and our boxers shown! Clueless myself I had went to school freeballing (no underwear) and in math class I had gotten us to mess around with my friends during our free time when my stalker had seen his moment, he charges and strikes succeeding in pulling my shorts all the way down! But to his horror and three ladies nearby they had seen my full naked butt when they least excepted it! I walked back to my seat laughing and looking like tomato.

 

Third grade I was sick so my teacher let me lay down and sometime during the day I puked, laughed, then went back to sleep with the entire class watching.

 

I shat myself while trying to go to the bathroom on the 1st day of 6th grade

 

So in 6th Grade, the middle school I went to had this sub that was the most strict teacher I had ever had. So I was sitting in English class, and I made one of those jumping triangles with a paper clip. The sub then proceed to notice that I was messing with a paper clip, called me out in front of the class, then proceeded to call down to the office and say that I was making a dangerous weapon with the intent of using it, made me call my parents, all while the rest of my classmates watched....

 

Oh god caboose I've done that too.
But I didn't regret it.

 

My mom was a teacher of mine, so this happened to me quite alot as a kid

 

As long as she didn't call you Daddy

 

At ine point before my first year of college I had a lil party with 2 friends at the same college, we all got absolutely wasted and I went into college the next day hungover. Which resulted in me stumbling around the school and passing out in the corridor pissing myself..... Fun times

 

I was always the guy to wear shorts, because I don't like wearing pants, but in 7th or 8th Grade (I can't remember) I didn't have any clean shorts to wear, so I had to wear pants, I normally never had pants that fit me properly, since I was always growing out of them, so they were a bit small on me, so walking between classes my friend threw his pencil up into the ceiling, and it got stuck, so I was normally the one who got them down, being one of the tallest kids in school, just jump or stand on a chair to reach them, but I tried to jump up onto a table, but with my pants not fitting properly they locked my leg that was going to land on the table mid jump and I tripped over the table in front of everyone (including my crush at the time) and I got up after I picked my things I dropped, grabbed a chair and quickly got the pencil before the Teacher came in.