A Deadpool Movie Review (no spoilers)

Hi there fucknuts. I've just been to see Deadpool. Oh boy, what an experience. If you are a fan of Deadpool, then you will love this film. Quite frankly, if you need to pee during it, you will end up sitting there until your dick goes blue and stiff from rigor mortis, only being able to bring yourself to go pee after the film has finished. That's how good this film is. You won't want to miss anything.

"But Taser," you say. "What if I am not a fan of Deadpool?" Ah, I'm glad you asked. You, non-fan, need to simply get your shit together and go see the film. Trust me, you will be a Deadpool fan afterwards.

Also, a little note to Matthew Vaughn and Jeff Ludlow. This is how you make a film with gratuitous violence, great humour and sexy stuff in you pieces of shit. Tim Miller just shat all over you in his first go at being a full director. Deal with it.

As with any Marvel film, it's worth sticking through the credits until the very end. Yay, extra snippets of fun!

One last thing. If you go to see this awesome film, don't be a fucking douche nozzle. Clean up your fucking mess at the end you lazy fuck. Geez, do you eat like that at home, missing your mouth with every bit of popcorn you stuff into it? Fucking cock-gobblers.

Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to make some chimi-fucking-changas.

 

Beaten it.

 

In one word, yes.