The Richest Loadout You Can Think Of!

I saw a lot of these types of threads in Reddit, and I don't know if you guys check Reddit often, so here I am making a thread on HG.

Basically, list down the richest loadout you can think of, using BACKPACK.TF PRICES ONLY!!! I don't want this to turn into a price suggestion thread, put that crap somewhere else. The loadout must be complete of: A; All three weapon slots, B; All complete cosmetics slots INCLUDING the action slot. And exclude the taunts. The items MUST be in existence, and must be able to be obtained via trading or gifting. Lets get creative! Make sure to list the price for each item, and make a grand pricing at the end. I'll put an exception on professional killstreak items, just add the price of the cheapest SCM kit listing to that particular weapon. Also be sure to include the price in USD.

I'll start: Scout

Professional Killstreak Vintage Shortstop: $773.80
Professional Killstreak Community Sparkle Vintage Lugermorph: $1762.95
Professional Killstreak Golden Frying Pan: $2539.90

Burning Flames Killer Exclusive: $13,121.25
Vintage Earbuds: $2,073.16
Burning Flames Antlers: $4,045.72
Fireproof Diary: $56.08

Grand Total: $24306.78

Now try affording THAT!

 

Why am I not surprised a reply like this came up.

Next thing you know, someone's gonna troll post in the thread

 

Wow. Nice poster.