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  1. Noexecute17

    Noexecute17 Unwavering

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    I must cry my pain somewhere

    Please help me, I got into a relationship with a sweet girl on Jan. 1st. However, there is a slight problem.

    SHE WANTS US TO BE MARRIED ON APRIL THE 15TH, 2017. SHE ALREADY TOLD A GOOD PART OF HER FAMILY AND I CANNOT GO BACK. SHE IS CRAZY.

    HOW DID I EVEN BURIED MYSELF INTO THIS MESS!?

    Have a nice day, everyone. Please pray for my salvation.
     
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    #1 Noexecute17, Jan 18, 2016
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    Jeez, that sucks.

    You can always reschedule :)
     
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    #2 Lecatzz, Jan 18, 2016
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    Hire a hitman
     
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  4. NotoriousRebel7474

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    ask her in a couple years? .-.
     
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    #4 NotoriousRebel7474, Jan 18, 2016
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    BEST IDEA :D
     
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    It depends how old you are and she is. If your less than 18 years of age, just say that you think your too young and when she goes for the pencil run for it. If your older than 18 then you can just never call back and she will dump you thinking you are an inconsiderate asshole.
     
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  8. Levi Heichou

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    Alright I gotchu fam. Fake your own death, change your appearance, move far away and never speak to her or your family again. Or, this may sound a little crazy so hear me out on this, grow a pair and tell this psycho chick that she needs to calm the F down and wait until you are good and ready to marry her and if that fails then dump her and move on.
     
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