King of the hill

I respawn and I take the potato. I throw you and the potato into a deep-fryer, and enjoy fries.

My hill.

 

Slacking off again, huh?
I make sure to push you into the deep-fryer as well, ending your gibly kill streak, and taking the fries as my own.
Tis my hill now.

 

I poisoned the oil the fries were in, you were BONKED for 7 seconds in which time I triumphantly took the hill.

 

While you didn't take the time to kill me, I steb steb steb you as you stand on the hill with pride
MINE

 

I roll the deep-fryer into you and you are flattened by it. I throw your dead body into the fryer and your body magically turns into french fries. mmm, good.

My hill.

 

I respawn and gain a superpower by eating so many french fries. I can now shoot as many french fries as I need out of my arms and bury you in the french fries. The french fries absorb you and right before you disappear forever, you realize-french fries are love, french fries are life. You no longer exist.

My hill.

 

I logged onto the forums through another computer, and then use my asian hacking and computer skills to shut down your whole internet. You then meekly walk off the hill and give me the hill.

My hill.

 

I tricked you in DDoSing 127.0.0.1 with your mad haxor skills. You is ded.

Hill = mine

 

I fix my computer and then charge up the hill. After saying "please", it becomes my hill.

My hill.

 

I don't know of such "please" or "sharing is caring"
Who gives af in King of The Hill?

I mercilessly deliver a crocket to your face, and make sure to taunt too after you die
My hill

 

Sharing is caring, which is why I don't share my fries with you. You die of starvation.

My hill.

 

Who needs fries when you can eat Popeye's spinach?
My fist grows 10 times the original size, and I deliver a meaty crit to the face.
I also take your fries, just because.
I believe this hill is mine

 

I am a llama. I spit in your face. You run away to wash your face. While you do this, I call on my reptilian brotherhood to assassinate you. I spontaneously contract to planck length and turn into a black hole. Any passer by is as good as dead.
The hill belongs to me

 

kappa
mine

 

kappa x2

mine

 

I ban you from Twitch chat.

mine

 

Sitting on my hill, I watch 4chan raid the twitch.

My hill.

 

Your computer got a virus-- "Twitch Support" tricked you into pouring milk and eggs onto your computer to fix the virus.

My hill.