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  1. Lecatzz

    Lecatzz Laundry Lecatzz
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    If I were a kindergarten teacher, I would teach kindergarteners.

    A hickery-poo
     
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    #81 Lecatzz, Sep 30, 2015
  2. Newt

    Newt "Great we're all bloody inspired."

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    If I were a "hickory-poo" I would be confused as to what I am,

    a Newt
     
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    #82 Newt, Sep 30, 2015
  3. Lecatzz

    Lecatzz Laundry Lecatzz
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    If I were a Newt, I would quit wasting time and buy me that STH Western Wear!

    A Jiggly's Fun House server admin.
     
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    #83 Lecatzz, Sep 30, 2015
  4. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    If i were a jiggly admin I'd quit for 2 reasons:
    1. I'd be ashamed of the name
    2. With a name like that i wouldnt become an admin for that server anyway

    C5 Galaxy
     
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    #84 TheSmile, Oct 1, 2015
  5. Lecatzz

    Lecatzz Laundry Lecatzz
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    If I were a C5 Galaxy, I would carry lodsemone

    A wad of dosh
     
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    #85 Lecatzz, Oct 1, 2015
  6. Taser

    Taser Ace Trainer!
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    If I was a wod of dosh, my girlfriend would have spent me by now.

    Yoshi
     
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    #86 Taser, Oct 1, 2015
  7. Creepy Lil' Guy

    Creepy Lil' Guy Somewhat Active

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    If I was Yoshi, I would not bring up Mario and kill him in his sleep.

    Centaur
     
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    #87 Creepy Lil' Guy, Oct 10, 2015
  8. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    If i was a Centaur then I'd copulate with an elephant seal just to see the abomination I will have created.

    Donald Trumps hair
     
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    cnpjphillypwn Forum-Clearing
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    If I were Donald Trump's hair, I'd crawl off his head.

    The Hulk
     
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    #89 cnpjphillypwn, Oct 10, 2015
  10. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    If i were the Hulk then I'd say "I, the Hulk, shall crush you into oblivion"

    Hedonism Bot
     
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    #90 TheSmile, Oct 10, 2015
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