Cringefest 2k16

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  1. GDDubz

    GDDubz Mildly Active

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    Post your cringiest joke / pickup line here cuz why not

    here ill start

    I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

    eh?

    EH?

    ill show myself to the door
     
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    #1 GDDubz, Apr 19, 2016
  2. Machigai

    Machigai Sleeping Is Bliss

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    dis ^
     
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    #2 Machigai, Apr 19, 2016
  3. NotoriousRebel7474

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    hey girl do you work at a farm because you sure know how to raise a cock
     
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    #3 NotoriousRebel7474, Apr 19, 2016
  4. NotoriousRebel7474

    NotoriousRebel7474 Forum-Clearing

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    how do astronauts plan a party: they planet (plan it)
     
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    #4 NotoriousRebel7474, Apr 19, 2016
  5. Levi Heichou

    Levi Heichou Unwavering

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    A cringy joke you say? Alright here it goes
    my life
    Pretty accurate right? :)
     
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    #5 Levi Heichou, Apr 19, 2016
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  6. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    Just rewatch any old video, pook at any old picture or just remember something stupid you did years ago. Those are the cringiest things ever.
     
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    #6 TheSmile, Apr 19, 2016
  7. Sick

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    So true
     
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    #7 Sick, Apr 19, 2016
  8. Papa Price

    Papa Price Rage!
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    Creepy text theatre has some great pickup lines.
     
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    #8 Papa Price, Apr 20, 2016
  9. darkosshear

    darkosshear Professional Chewbacca/Napoleon Dynamite

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    Hey gurl, are you McDonalds.....because I'm loving you....
     
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    #9 darkosshear, Apr 20, 2016
  10. Normies

    Normies Ugly Ewok

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    Hey, gurl are those space pants, cuz that ass is out of this world.
     
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    #10 Normies, Apr 20, 2016
  11. darkosshear

    darkosshear Professional Chewbacca/Napoleon Dynamite

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    #11 darkosshear, Apr 20, 2016
  12. Normies

    Normies Ugly Ewok

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    First time I'v seen Sasha with clothes on.

    Also You remind me of my big toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
     
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    #12 Normies, Apr 20, 2016
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  13. Plasma

    Plasma One with the trees.

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    Do you like dragons? Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face
     
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  14. TheSmile

    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    66e3f1d497b56a8950f4e93d3941d3ff8967fb4db1c55ffb6b76a11786dc8c78_1-1.jpg
     
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  15. Sick

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    How many people have you kissed, because it seems you're very good at it
     
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    #15 Sick, Apr 20, 2016
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  16. Skython

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    I'm Staying Out Of This....
     
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    #16 Skython, Apr 22, 2016
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  17. Some Porcupine

    Some Porcupine Rage-Inducing Activity
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    Are you the sun, because you're blinding me.
     
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    #17 Some Porcupine, Apr 22, 2016
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  18. The Creature of Crete

    The Creature of Crete Unwavering

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    HEY BBY.
    R U CONSTANTINOPLE.
    BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DO WANNA CONQUER YOU.

    Said this to a Turkish girl. (I'm Greek...)
    Wish me luck,guys.
     
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    #18 The Creature of Crete, Apr 23, 2016
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  19. Sick

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    gg
     
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    #19 Sick, Apr 23, 2016
  20. Ayodax

    Ayodax Somewhat Active

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    image.jpeg Dang girl are you my appendix?
    Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach make me wanna take you out :cool: I'm here all week folks
     
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    #20 Ayodax, Apr 23, 2016
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